| In
Answer
to Anna
Logg |
| Commentary |
| Mike
Silverton |
| September
1999 |
Contributor
Anna Logg was
inspired to
resurrect a
piece she did
several years
back as a
reflection on
my and Clement
Perry's
comments
regarding
Ralph
Glasgal's
Ambiophonics.
(If you
haven't seen
them, what
better time?)
I
applaud Anna's
faith in
magic. I've
had
revelations of
my own lately,
both of them
rather
humbling for
this knee-jerk
skeptic. After
I submitted my
report on the
Quantum
Symphony line
conditioner,
the imp
returned to my
shoulder. Hey,
Fatso, he
whispered (but
loudly -- I
am, after all,
an
audiophile),
these silly
little boxes
cannot
possibly be as
good as you
think. I arose
from my
sweet-spot
throne, walked
over to the
valley in
which the
Symphonies
nestled, i.e.,
between my
Levinson
towers, and
pulled the
jacks. They
lay there
powerless,
green eyes
dimmed. And --
yech! phooey!
-- no sooner
appeared a
nasty layer of
grime in one's
canned-sound
scene. So,
yes, my
original
comments are
right on the
money. And I
remain in the
dark. How can
something to
which nothing
is plugged,
ingoing or out
(excepting the
jack from the
9-volt
transformer),
affect house
current so
dramatically?
When people
throw about
terms like
quantum
mechanics, I'm
tempted to
ask, Does this
require a
wrench?
Another
touch of magic
has naught to
do with audio.
My wife and I
caught a
medical report
on NBC News
one morning in
which the
reporter
carried on
about a pair
of molded
plastic
thingies you
hold in your
hands when
exercising. I
dialed the
toll-free
number and
wound up
buying a set.
I'm an
enthusiastic
walker who
usually
endures a few
days of lower
back pain
after a
strenuous
hike. For some
reason as
incomprehensible
to me (read:
magical) as
what one's
Quantum
Symphonies do,
these
doohickeys
work. By
positioning
one's thumb in
a certain way,
one's hips are
in better
balance. Be
that as it
may, I've
taken some
long, fast
walks, grips
in hand, and
my back feels
terrific.
Magic! (It's
called the e3
Fitness Grip,
for
information
about which,
BioGrip, Inc.,
PO Box 1375,
Rancho
Cordova, CA
95741, phone 1
888 590 4747,
and no, I get
no kickback.
More a
question of a
good thing
deserving an
unsolicited
boost.)
In
invoking
magic, Anna
and I are of
course
engaging in
overkill. If
something in
audio (or
physical
activity)
actually
performs as
advertised,
there's got to
be an
earthbound
reason.
Sometimes the
audio designer
-- inventor,
innovator --
happens upon
an improvement
he cannot
explain in
terms of what,
precisely,
goes on.
Sooner or
later,
however, the
explanation
arrives.
Perhaps as a
measurement no
one till then
knew how to
take, etc.,
etc. I recall
a conversation
I had with a
cable
designer-manufacturer
who told me
quite candidly
that he had
difficulty
understanding
the physics
behind
differences he
heard in
simply
reconfiguring
the geometry
of a given
length of
wire. And this
guy's no
dummy.
In
remaining with
magic as
metaphor, I
offer my
colleague a
wand one waves
to the solemn
intonation of
Abracadabra!
and there it
is: whatever
one wanted.
But let's
suppose that
our wand is
about the size
of a
front-lawn
flagpole. Is
it worth the
hernia? Ralph
Glasgal tells
us that one
needn't go to
pains quite so
extraordinary
as those in
his vast
listening
space -- a
king's ransom
in speakers
alone, and
that
traffic-stopping
billboard-slab.
Yes, I know,
I've not heard
Ralph's latest
iteration.
Nevertheless,
if I found the
rig I listened
to
unimpressive
vis-à-vis the
effort it took
to create it,
I think it's
safe to
surmise that a
simpler
installation
provides a
lesser yield.
I need not
protract this
line of
thought.
Bear
in mind that
we are not
discussing
true
multi-channel
sound. A good
multi-channel
recording is
an
astonishment.
I mean, of
course, a
recording of
acoustic-in-the-original
fare, from
solo piano to
string quartet
to jazz
ensemble to
grand bamboola
for orchestra,
chorus,
soloists and
organ. Indeed,
yes. I've
heard a few,
and they are,
as I say, a
wonder.
However,
there's
another, much
less traveled
avenue of
activity true
multi-channel
sound is bound
to bring to
full-blown
fruition. I
was for years
the stuckee at
Fanfare, the
bi-monthly
record review.
Anything
electronic --
computer
music,
synthesizer
music, the
whole virtual
enchilada --
arrived at my
digs sure as
death and
taxes. What a
frustrating
assignment!
Here I was,
listening to
music as often
as not
screaming for
another
dimension in
which to range
about.
Frequently,
the discs I
reviewed
contained
material mixed
down to two
channels in
order to exist
at all beyond
the space in
which it
played as a
concert event.
I suggest that
canned music's
near future
offers as
powerful a
creative tool
as the
fortepiano's
appearance in
its world of
harpsichords.
Meanwhile,
there's
nothing like a
good
two-channel
system for
two-channel
originals. The
more effort I
put into
perfecting my
rig, the more
obvious this
becomes.

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